[x], Jared being a drunk cutie at Nerd HQ, July 2011 (◡‿◡✿)
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS
THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER
I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.
Abandoned 123 year old school
WIZARD SCHOOL. CHARMED TO REPEL MUGGLES.
So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
oh god this post is getting out of control
oh god he looks like ET
i’m actually really sorry
You’re so hypnotizing/ could you be the Devil/ could you be an angel
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
FIRST KISS, a film by Tatia Pilieva
"twenty strangers kiss for the first time"
I’m not crying, I swear.
yes no not at all me either………