The Best of Times
"HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GRADUATING IN A FEW WEEKS?"

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

elisaddiq:

yoooitsreebaby:

If you don’t remember this, you’re too young!



my nigga i wanted to punch that shirt.so disrespectful

elisaddiq:

yoooitsreebaby:

If you don’t remember this, you’re too young!

my nigga i wanted to punch that shirt.
so disrespectful

motherofqueers:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

yES

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:



OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED




IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES 

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:


OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

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IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES 

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