i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I went to a wedding recently.
LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”
If you don’t remember this, you’re too young!
my nigga i wanted to punch that shirt.